Surprise, surprise !!

He picks one piece of paper from the bowl and immediately swallows it without showing anyone.

He then asks the King to look at the remaining piece of paper in the bowl. Since the King cannot admit he cheated, everyone must assume the suitor picked the opposite of what is left.

Because the ...

A syllable.

All ready to go to La Zenia beach early this morning.

Rumour has it that they will try tomorrow as it looks a much better day. Only a rumour mind.

Well I had a pacemaker fittted two years ago at the Quiron and I've never had a problem with listening to a smart phone in my left ear and going through security scanners.
at the airport.

I did have to have it switched off when I needed a MRI scan earlier this year and juggling beween the MRI unit ...

Thank you Carl and best wishes to you and your family and to all of our members on here.

I would like add my thanks also for the hard work you put into this forum and have done so unstintingly since Octobe 2019.

Social media has gone though big changes as has society, and ex-pat discussion groups ...

The man used a block of ice so that he could hang himself, and then the ice melted into the puddle of water.

10 Pie in the sky
11 Rising daamp.

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